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videntefernandez:

It’s not easy being Steve Carlsberg.

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crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

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I'm the Voice. It's what I do.

RP WITH MEEEEEE I’M BORED

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Nope. The writing is just not happening at the moment.

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MAYBE AN OWL JUST BUSTS OUT WITH A PADDLE AND IS LIKE “LISTEN HERE, ASSHOLE. GET OVER TO YOUR HUSBAND.” And then commences the spanking

The beatings will continue until your morale improves!

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LISTEN, I DIDN’T SAY IT HAD TO MAKE SENSE

Sage advice, my writerly friend!

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WELL THEN IDK HAVE CARLOS SPANK HIM

It’s Eternity!Vale, so no Carlos… ;)

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IF EARL’S BEING TROUBLESOME JUST HAVE CECIL SPANK HIM

Oh, if I could even get him to walk to where Cecil is, that would be nice! He just keeps bumbling around. I hate it when my characters won’t do as they are told!

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I’m sure it’s awesome! <3

Naaah. Earl’s bein’ troublesome.